Fart Filter Blanket

The Better Marriage Blanket could quite possibly make your marriage better. Farts can be amusing, but fart stench is no joke. Not only can it get you kicked out of bed into the spare room, but it could also contribute to fizzling intimacy. This blanket is made from the same material that is used to protect against chemical weapons. If you're a guy who's sick of being yelled at for stinking out the bedroom, or a wife who's sick of yelling at your husband for stinking out the bedroom, check out this awesome fart filtering comforter.

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